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Offline Blue Lizard

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2010, 11:57:52 AM »
Two Snowmen in a field.....One says to the other........."Here,..Can you smell carrots?" :laugh: :angel:
People Of Britain.. When your missus asks "Does my bum look big in this? Never say "Dunno your blocking the light."... just sayin ????

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2010, 02:25:37 PM »
What did the snowgirl do to the snowman after they had a row? She gave him the cold shoulder  :laugh:!!

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2010, 07:13:53 PM »
I cannot believe what I have just heard on the News!!
Some silly person dialled 999 to report that somebody had stolen her snowman out of her garden!!!
Are these people for real?    http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/articles.aspx?cp-documentid=155423836
 
 
« Last Edit: December 03, 2010, 11:08:43 PM by joanH »

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2010, 08:51:37 PM »
2 snowmen in a field. It began to thaw. 1 said to the other, that's snowbusiness!!!

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2010, 09:33:41 PM »
Whats the difference between a Snowman and a Snow woman?  yes thats it..... Snowballs!!
 
i'm off to the naughty corner :-\

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2010, 09:49:00 PM »
Bloomin' snow. Just spent 3 days to-ing and fro-ing to Gatwick, Heathrow and London city airports trying to get to Nice for our Grandaughters 3rd birthday party at Boomiland. Came home this afternoon after 4 cancelled flights to find more of that horrible white stuff here. Try once more tomorrow night and then give up!
On Breakfast tv wednesday morning they were telling us about this wonderful new equipment they have to keep the runways clear. What happened to it? Don't suppose they could get it out of the garage 'cos of the snow.
There - over there, there are.            To - Going to
Their - belongs to them.                     Too - In addition, Also
They're - Short for they are.

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2010, 04:42:55 PM »
My hubby has been stood with his nose against the window, watching it snow all day.





Suppose, I should let him come in now?

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2010, 08:31:10 PM »
an stay out ther ewith is fag to keep him warm
My hubby has been stood with his nose against the window, watching it snow all day.





Suppose, I should let him come in now?

Nah!  He can stay out there - with his fag to keep him warm!!  ;D

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2010, 11:10:19 AM »
Can't believe it! Snow plough eventually cleared my road on Saturday morning so was able to get out over the weekend with little problem but now the snow has been coming down thick and fast for the past few hours so road all blocked again ::)
Got day off today to go do rest of Christmas shopping but no chance now. Honestly if I hear a whisper of anyone "dreaming of a white Christmas" I won't be responsible for my actions >:(

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2010, 11:40:06 AM »
Oh Goody!!  Bing Crosby!!
 
I'm dreaming of a WHITE christmas
just like the ones we used to know
where the treetops glisten and children listen
to hear sleigh bells in the snow
(that bit twice)
 
I'm dreaming of a WHITE christmas
with every christmas card i write
may your days be merry and bright
and may all your christmases be WHITE
(that bit twice)
 
 
composed by irving Berlin.......................................Nice and sunny here..no snow!! :-* :-*

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2010, 01:12:23 PM »
 :o :o :o Hey BL if it wasn't for the fact that I'm now unable to leave my house I'd turn up at your door and bury your lizardy scales in the white stuff ;D ;D

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2010, 07:34:54 PM »
 
Well i for one are missing Antler,if you are out there can't you do a similar write up about your day to day life in the snow instead of your daily Kalkan stories....im sure it would brighten our days! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2010, 07:59:15 PM »
after nightmare journey eventually made it in to work. Entire day spent either walking or in 4x4 delivering presciptions, cooking hot meals and carying out care tasks for older people who have no family or other means of support. Have to say as a manager I take my hat off to the home support workers who do this on a daily basis. Not sure I would be up to the task of doing it on a permanent basis. Tonight I feel exhausted and another day of the same tomorrow. A few miles walk to work and then doing what's needed to keep older people safe in these unbelievable conditions. Was -11 at noon today :o

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #33 on: December 08, 2010, 09:45:03 AM »
You deserve a big pat on the back!!(and a wee dram!) pity more people don't look out for others.....even just popping round next door or two to see if old folk are O.K :-*

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2010, 10:26:31 PM »
bloomin heck according to the BBC we're now calling in the army to help us up here

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-11962395

tried to get the car out this evening for the first time this week and got stuck again ???
can't help thinking I'm caught in some parallel universe ::)

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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2010, 10:04:22 AM »
Snow's all away here :D . You'll have to move over here, Itstime!
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Re: let it snow..let it snow
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2010, 05:23:21 PM »
Tell Lily to get the dinner on, I'm on my way ;D


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